Cancern Horrorscope
Updated daily at midnight
June 21 - July 22
Emotionally sensitive, easily spooked by sudden noises or unexpected emails. Retreats into its shell (duvet).
Ah, Cancern, today promises to be a veritable rollercoaster of emotions, except without the safety harness and with a few extra loop-de-loops. You may find yourself startled by the sound of your own heartbeat, which, yes, is still a thing. Embrace the chaos within, for every beat is a reminder that you're alive, even if it feels like a horror movie soundtrack.
Your email inbox will transform into a digital haunted house. Messages will pop up like ghouls in the night, offering cryptic challenges and tasks that only your bravest self can address. It might be time to retreat under your duvet-shell, but remember, the ghosts of unread emails will only grow stronger if left to fester.
Interactions with others may feel like a game of emotional tag; you're it, and they just won't stop running. It's okay to pause for a moment, catch your breath, and realize that sometimes, you're just playing tag with yourself. A little introspective hide-and-seek never hurt anyone, right?