Leono Horrorscope

Ah, Leono, today's cosmic drama unfolds with you in the leading role, as usual. The universe has kindly decided to bestow upon you a day as unpredictable as your theatrical flair. It starts with a minor inconvenience, like your hair refusing gravity, that you'll undoubtedly treat as the apocalypse. Good news, though: the world won't end, but your patience might.

While you're busy turning spilled coffee into an epic saga, consider the existential dread that's been quietly rehearsing in the wings. It's about time you acknowledged your co-star, the void, who’s been waiting for its close-up. Engage in a little introspection today, but remember, the universe prefers matinees over evening performances.

Your quest for attention could lead you to make a bold announcement. Perhaps declare your superiority over household appliances or your uncanny ability to parallel park like a deity. Just be prepared for the cosmic eye roll of the century. Remember, the stars are watching, and they're hard to impress.

In your favor today, a long-lost friend might resurface. They'll praise your dramatic flair, but secretly question your sanity. Perfect opportunity for you to bask under the spotlight, or lament how no one understands your dark and brooding genius. Choose wisely, or at least, theatrically.