Piscescream Horrorscope

Neptune stirs your subconscious like a soup pot left unattended, Piscescream, and today the aroma is both intoxicating and faintly alarming. Expect your day to open with a strong sense of deja vuaa quiet cosmic reminder that your dreams are possibly reruns of somebody else's nightmares. Should you question how much is intuition and how much is last night's dinner, just let your doubts simmer—confusion is your comfort food.

You may find yourself drifting through reality's membrane, blurring the boundaries between what is and what probably should never be. Colleagues might address you, but their voices will sound muffled, as if echoing underwater. Smile and nod; being present is highly overrated, and tuning out could protect you from the existential revelations lurking in small talk.

This is a prime time to embrace subtle terror: the sense that everyone secretly knows you forgot that important thing (you did), and they're all just too polite to mention it. Trust your gut, unless it starts speaking back. For best results, avoid looking too long at reflective surfacesthy are windows to worlds you wouldn't want to swim in.

If the universe sends you a sign today, expect it to be spelled backward and slightly smudged. Remember: sometimes the deepest wisdom comes in the form of unplaceable dread and ill-timed daydreams. Lean inthere's comfort at the bottom of the abyss, or at least fewer emails.