In what might be the most groundbreaking technological feat since the invention of the wheel, Barron Trump, heir to the Trump technology empire, has reportedly mastered the complex art of turning a laptop on and off. This dazzling revelation came straight from the proud father and current U.S. President, Donald Trump, who shared his awe during a candid family moment that left the nation equally stunned and amused.
During a recent interview with Fox News, the President waxed lyrical about his son's 'unbelievable aptitude in technology,' a talent so profound that it involves the mysterious workings of a laptop power button. 'He can look at a computer... I turn off his laptop, I said, ‘Oh good,’ and I go back about five minutes later, he’s got his laptop, I say, ‘How do you do that?’' Trump recounted, visibly perplexed. Barron's cryptic reply? 'None of your business, dad.'
The internet erupted with reactions ranging from mock awe to genuine concern for the state of presidential knowledge. Tweets flooded in, with one user asking, 'And this guy is leading our country? Seriously?', while another expressed alarm, 'It is seriously worrying that Trump thinks it's impressive to be able to turn on a laptop.'
Amidst the laughter and face-palms, Barron Trump remains a beacon of hope for all aspiring tech gurus who believe that the power button holds the keys to the universe. As the young Trump scion turns 19, the world eagerly watches to see what other technological marvels he might accomplish — perhaps next year, he'll discover how to use the space bar.